My Report

January 9, 2025

Stupid Dr robot and his double late ass.

January 7, 2025

Time to suck 2025s dick yall!

January 4, 2025

This has been coming for a while but now its time. Jameson…im breaking up with you.

December 14, 2024

F79. And what an orchestra of activity i never really noticed.

Gonna be a good day for the last day of work

December 10, 2024

If you wear a non smartwatch….i probably hate you.

My greed has made me cold….so dam cold.

December 6, 2024

Someone please make a hammertime in bullet time. Keep me posted.

December 4, 2024

Smell my ocean.

December 2, 2024

After so many months of good behavior, it feels great to not be hungover.

November 6, 2024

So many fucking blue shirts.

October 30, 2024

Did that m f er just peace out?!?

October 24, 2024

Nothing makes me feel less connected to humanity than being at an airport.

October 14, 2024

When in san diego, drink the m&m’s. Also when you are anywhere else.

September 28, 2024

God bless the john wayne airport.

September 24, 2024

Day one as the 4 0 7 7 of av and im about to start wearing a dress.

September 21, 2024

Fuck these people and double fuck these chairs.

September 17, 2024

Well ill be dammed….i dont mind exercising.

September 10, 2024

“Its the indian not the arrow.” -a non indian stagehand.l

August 23, 2024

Me on the phone to an art supply store in a different state: yo, ima be up there in about 4 days. I need 20lbs of pottery clay. Art supply store in another state: absolutely.

August 18, 2024

Standby harder!

16x10 for the win!

August 2, 2024

For the love of god someone please make a zombie movie that takes place in a busy airport. A very very violent but satisfying zombie movie. Please. Please god.

July 27, 2024

There’s no cover charge playboy.

July 20, 2024

Boy, did that suck.

Aim small miss small.

July 14, 2024

I admire this group’s commitment to chaos.

July 13, 2024

Jesus is an odd co star to a real-estate conference.

June 25, 2024

New #5 best cocktail ever. The negroni at the pch in san fran.

June 23, 2024

God bless and persevere the folks that clean the number ones, twos, threes, and sometimes fours from the beautiful streets of San Fran.

June 22, 2024

I often wonder to myself…”how did this person dress themselves and get here unsupervised?”

June 13, 2024

Rain rain go away.

June 12, 2024

PMs make shit gfx ops.

June 10, 2024

It is a beautiful day in DC.

June 9, 2024

Happy 90th birthday to Donald Duck.

June 5, 2024

Boy, do i love nut milk.

June 2, 2024

Use the god dammed cable ramps.

Use the god dammed cable ramps.

June 1, 2024

Work is significantly less fun than vacation.

May 2, 2024

Show bacon ftw.

Well. This was a day.

April 27, 2024

Several thousand demerits for email management and in house price gouging. May god bless and preserve all those onsite.

April 17, 2024

Five demerits to srr.

April 14, 2024

He should not have had that fourth taco.

This is bullshit.

April 13, 2024

Hurry up and wait. Two demerits for in house.

April 10, 2024

If you run into one asshole in the morning, its just one asshole. If you run into them all day, you are at the airport.

April 7, 2024

There should be a gay service station movie

April 6, 2024

Emily is a turncoat.

April 4, 2024

Traveling alone has is merits…

2 points to the philly airport for using bike bells on their cripple people carts.

March 30, 2024

I may be too old to exercise.

March 29, 2024

That was a lovely dinner.

March 23, 2024

Gold Chains “ young miss america”. Listen to that shit.

March 21, 2024

Airport lounges are not buns.

March 20, 2024

Load outs are buns.

Gfx just doesn't listen.

Even our uber driver thinks we got the shaft on hotels. Also fuck that train.

Full panel rehearsals are fucking stupid.

March 19, 2024

Stupid imag requests.

Curser was left on screen.

Continued bitching from the camera shader.

Hootie played in the deli. I liked it.

Our hotel is shit.

Rainer has been difficult at work for weeks now